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Monday, September 18, 2017
Wednesday, April 1, 2015
Will Smith to Run For President 2016
New Jersey, April 1st—Actor and spokesman Will Smith
has announced he will be running for president in the 2016 campaign.
At a recent promotional meetup advocating Smith’s latest
film, Blackface, the star revealed his plans to not only run for president, but
take the competition by storm.
After the initial shock, scientists decided to undergo a
little research.
Researchers at the University of Fiasco Liaf in Texas presented a case study about how random
participants respond to different actors.
According to the study, 86.98% of participants chose Will
Smith over Steve Carell when asked to choose who would best fit the title of The
President of theUnited States.
“This discovery,” remarks FL Texas professor Gongan
Johanlass, “signifies a clear correlation between those perceived as leaders
and actors who play in alien movies.”
Further research was conducted by Mallop Poll to 1,500
citizens across the US.
The findings are groundbreaking.
When asked to identify why Will Smith would be best in the
role of President, 97% of participants chose option D, which was “because he
has facial hair.”
A new initiative is being conducted to conclude why this is
the case, and we’ll fill you in on the details as they come. In the mean time,
we’ll be on the edge of our seats waiting for what kind of killer campaign
Smith has to offer.
So, until then, happy April 1st.
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